From The Institute of Stork Research and Science
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2007
by David Tanguay
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of Sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught.
2. The alleged human fetal development contains several features that the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain.
3. The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth. This is an absurd claim. Everyone knows that a newborn child is newborn.
4. According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, several well-documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child.
5. Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are decreasing.
6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork. “ Author Unknown
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Top-level comments on this article: (1 total)David, This article just totally cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh.Please log in to respond to this comment.Well you know Jean, I can't remember where I found this. But I took it funny at first also, but I believe the author had his own description of where life really came from. If you read between the lines I think you'll find what was intended.Please log in to respond to this comment.
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